"I couldn't believe it!" one bystander said. "It just rolled in...like a giant snowball. We had to wade through four feet of it just to get to the deli! Unreal!"
"Some of it's kinda sticky," observed a young boy as he reached down to put his small hands into a mound of the stuff. "It tastes like marshmallow candy, too!"
Authorities say schools are closed and businesses are shut down for the day due to heavy traffic snarls and downed power lines. Children and adults alike are taking advantage of the strange events. They are all flocking to Chelsea Piers with their hands and pockets full of the stuff. There is even a giant "fluffman" being erected down on the piers, though it bears a remarkable resemblence to a very famous actor. This reporter may have to brave the "fluff" and head on down to Chelsea Piers to check things out. Full report at eleven.
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